Flood Prevention Enthusiast Pillows

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

Natural Disasters

A Hole in the Dike

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Household water use'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Venice Floods

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

Climate Change Contingency House

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

Honey, wake up

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Alberta on fire

Where's the leak then?

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

'Something on a floodplain, preferably.'

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

Next train: Deluged

Mexico braces for more floods.

How can we cut down on Twig's showers? Good luck. I give up. Splash. $5 says I can get her out. You're on! Ryan Beardsley is on the phone! $.

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

'Quite a downpour wasn't it?'