Flood Preparedness Fanatic Pillows

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

Natural Disasters

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Emergency Underpants

Hurricane damage to trees

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Climate Change Contingency House

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"Then we're all agreed. We'll repair the earthquake damage to every structure in town except for this one, which we'll leave as a reminder of the dangers of shoddy construction."

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

Where's the leak then?

Flood Rescues

Alberta on fire

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

Mexico braces for more floods.

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'