Flood Survival Champion Prints

"Well, they didn't send us the new flood barrier!"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Dancing Doctor

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Noise Pollution

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

Nothing to Lose

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Do Not Lean In

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

Climate Change Contingency House

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

What If?

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Animal Shelter. Adoptions. We love you already! Who is rescuing whom is a fair question here.

'This doesn't look good!'

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

"We rescued him form the research lab."

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'