Flood Escapist Pillows

'This doesn't look good!'

"No excuses Roger. It's time to walk fifi."

The End of Lockdown

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Now you can send it."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Saved...life is good!

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...