Flood Survival Mugs

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"No excuses Roger. It's time to walk fifi."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'This doesn't look good!'

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

"We've got water views again."

Water Department Flood

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

Mexico braces for more floods.

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

"It's deeper by train"

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

"I guess that bone's a goner..."

"Well, they didn't send us the new flood barrier!"

'I see it as a response to flood warnings.'

Climate Change Winner

'Is this business class?'

'And now the last minute report just handed to me ... The dam has broken! Head for the hills!'

"I thought help would be here by now."

"Of course I remembered your tennis ball collection."

'When you said your car was due for a service, did you mean a burial at sea?'