Living Through A Flood Mugs

Are you sure this is where you left the rain gauge?

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Venice Floods

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'This doesn't look good!'

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

Water Department Flood

Next train: Deluged

"We've got water views again."

Flooding

Mexico braces for more floods.

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

"I thought help would be here by now."