Domestic Disaster Survivor Prints

'We'll have to eat out tonight - the meatloaf turned on me.'

'Put water in a pan. Put pan on stove. Turn the burner on high...'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

'My hero!'

"Hello?"

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

Wallpapering 4

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

"Feng Shwoops!"

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"Do you mind if your soup is a bit crunchy?"

'... and the kids are screaming and the house is a disaster, and my husband finally get gets home and says 'how was your day?'... so I bit his head off.'

New Power Shower.

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

Leaking washing machine.

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

Missing sock announcement on a milk carton.

'Call an emergency church supper! The freezer's gone out!'

'Stop complaining or I'll take you home and serve you some of my husband's cooking!'

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.