Post-apocalypse Survivor Mugs

2042

Desert Island BBQ

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

"Looks as though we got out just in time!"

"If the council is convened, I'd like to propose some measures to deal with the catastrophic change that has ravaged earth, leaving us a small band of scavengers."

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

"We've taken out a second mortgage on our first one."

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

'Our troubles are over Lew.. I've just won the lottery!'

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

'LAND!'

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'