Zombie Apocalypse Survivor Mugs

"Uhhh, I just need your ID, sir."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 12

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

And so we devolved into a nation illiterate zombies unable to pen a simple sentence...spending all our time playing incredibly violent video games and trash movies.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Dead Funny

Desert Island BBQ

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Check zombies.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Baseball

Zombie Problems

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

The Zombie Awakes...

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Born of the Dead

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

Pinata Zombies

The Walking TED Talk.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Pranking Zombies

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."