Zombie Apocalypse Survivor Prints

"Uhhh, I just need your ID, sir."

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

And so we devolved into a nation illiterate zombies unable to pen a simple sentence...spending all our time playing incredibly violent video games and trash movies.

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Desert Island BBQ

Dead Funny

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Check zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

The Zombie Awakes...

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

Born of the Dead

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"Murphy the wonder dog - and some zombie he met at the unleashed park."

Pranking Zombies

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.