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"Looks as though we got out just in time!"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"Time for bed, guys."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

doom.com

"Just junk mail."

The Future

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

New York Gondolier

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Virtual Lap Dancing

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

I survived end of the world after party.

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"I've half a mind to protest."

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso

Message in a bottle.