Apocalypse Avoider Mugs

Technology Destroys Another Industry

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

The End is Nigh

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Prepper Dog

The stock market sky is falling.

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"I'll go on a cruise, but not if I'm forced to learn things."

The End is Near art gallery opening.

New York Gondolier

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

doom.com

The Future

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'My backup special...'

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'