Apocalypse Avoider Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone who always escapes disaster with wit and style? Our quirky collection champions their talent for avoiding the end of the world. From funny mugs to clever T-shirts, find a playful tribute to their disaster-dodging skills that’ll keep their spirits high even in turbulent times.

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Technology Destroys Another Industry mockup

Technology Destroys Another Industry

from $19.00

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance mockup

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

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A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth mockup

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

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Zombie Problems

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'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?' mockup

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

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'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!' mockup

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

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"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper." mockup

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

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The End is Nigh

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"What the hell happened to this town?" mockup

"What the hell happened to this town?"

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Prepper Dog

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The stock market sky is falling.

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"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity." mockup

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

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"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker." mockup

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

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"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again." mockup

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

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'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.' mockup

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

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"I'll go on a cruise, but not if I'm forced to learn things."

"I'll go on a cruise, but not if I'm forced to learn things." mockup

"I'll go on a cruise, but not if I'm forced to learn things."

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The End is Near art gallery opening. mockup

The End is Near art gallery opening.

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New York Gondolier

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'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!' mockup

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

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doom.com

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The Future

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The other day during the zombie apocalypse

The other day during the zombie apocalypse mockup

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

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'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?' mockup

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

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"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled." mockup

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

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"The season finale of the world is near."

"The season finale of the world is near." mockup

"The season finale of the world is near."

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"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!" mockup

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

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''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

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"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something." mockup

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

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'My backup special...'

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'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!' mockup

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

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"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!" mockup

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

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'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.' mockup

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

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Apocalypse Avoider Gifts Collection

Apocalypse Avoider Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to the apocalypse avoiders—perfect for starting their day with a smile.

Apocalypse Avoider Pillows

Check out our humorous pillows designed for disaster dodgers—bring comfort and comedy into their living space.

Apocalypse Avoider Prints

Browse prints that honor their resilience with clever cartoons, a great way to add personality to any room.

Apocalypse Avoider T-Shirts

Discover witty T-shirts that celebrate survival skills and quick wit, ideal for those who thrive in chaos and keep their cool.