Apocalypse Advocate Gifts

"I thought she was being shy. It turns out she's a doom-dayer!"

"Time for bed, guys."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Prepper Dog

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

doom.com

"Just junk mail."

"The season finale of the world is near."

The Future

New York Gondolier

Punkcakes

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

The final days of hair coloring

I survived end of the world after party.

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

Mr. Science Times

'Without the comma, colons and semi-colons would rise up to oppress us.'

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Message in a bottle.

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"