Apocalypse Anticipators Pillows

"On the bright side, since the collapse of the modern world due to climate change, we've had no trouble attaining zero carbon emissions."

'Bugger!'

Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of civilization

Prepper Dog

65 Million Years Ago

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"Time for bed, guys."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Zombie Problems

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

The End is Nigh

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

The Ambivalence of a Nice Day in February

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

How to survive the coming crash.

"Just junk mail."

doom.com

The Future

"The season finale of the world is near."

There's been lots of unexplained shaking and booming noises in the middle of the night - all over the world. Some thing earth's entered a part of space filled with meteors too big to burn up in our atmosphere. Others think governments are building a network of underground bases to save a select few from a coming apocalypse. A lot of people think the world's about to end, Susan. If it were anyone but you, I'd thinking this was a pickup line. For the first time in my life, all my favorite shows go

New York Gondolier

'No, Brian, an asteroid impact would never take us by surprise like it did the dinosaurs because we're highly intelligent and they were very stupid and dull-witted.'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'