Apocalypse Anticipator Pillows

"I've half a mind to protest."

The split end is near.

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

Doomsdayers recycle pamphlets in case they are wrong.

Grim reaper is selling 2012 calendars. A man passing by says-'Talk about adding insult to injury . . . '

End of the world - 'Josine, would you note that in my diary?'

'I'll bet it waits 'til after the geography test.'

'Check my calender for tomorrow, Ms. Thompson.'

The World Will Control-Alt-Delete Soon

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Zombie Problems

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

The End is Nigh

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Prepper Dog

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"The season finale of the world is near."

doom.com

The Future

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

New York Gondolier

Climate Change Contingency House

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'My backup special...'

The final days of hair coloring