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'No, Brian, an asteroid impact would never take us by surprise like it did the dinosaurs because we're highly intelligent and they were very stupid and dull-witted.'

The End Is Near.

"I've half a mind to protest."

The split end is near.

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

To recap: Last week, all the animals, sensing an oncoming calamity of biblical proportions, fled Rudy Park. As it draws nearer, even human beings have begun to feel the apocalypse nipping at their heels. How can you be so nonchalant about it? The world's about to end! There, there. So what if Sadie finally wised up and left your for a real man. So what if your life with her is over? What? Sadie didn't – The end of one life is merely the beginning of a new, better one. Sadie didn't – That's why t

The apocalypse everyone has feared is finally here. Hi, I'm Theron Heir. I write Rudy Park. That's it? A scrawny guy in flip-flops and bermuda shorts, wearing a man-purse? Don't provoke him. Anything can be in that man-purse. I would think the apocalypse would be taller.

Doomsdayers recycle pamphlets in case they are wrong.

Grim reaper is selling 2012 calendars. A man passing by says-'Talk about adding insult to injury . . . '

End of the world - 'Josine, would you note that in my diary?'

'I'll bet it waits 'til after the geography test.'

'Check my calender for tomorrow, Ms. Thompson.'

Four Horsemen of the Acropolis

The World Will Control-Alt-Delete Soon

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

The End is Nigh

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Prepper Dog

The Ambivalence of a Nice Day in February

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"The season finale of the world is near."

New York Gondolier

The Future

There's been lots of unexplained shaking and booming noises in the middle of the night - all over the world. Some thing earth's entered a part of space filled with meteors too big to burn up in our atmosphere. Others think governments are building a network of underground bases to save a select few from a coming apocalypse. A lot of people think the world's about to end, Susan. If it were anyone but you, I'd thinking this was a pickup line. For the first time in my life, all my favorite shows go