Apocalypse Preparer T-Shirts

"We can't decide if we should pay out on your life policy, or not."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

The End is Nigh

Prepper Dog

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

When a nanosecond is forever.

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

Climate Change Contingency House

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

I survived end of the world after party.

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

The final days of hair coloring

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'My backup special...'

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."