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"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Emergency Phone.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Emergency exit into Space

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Zombie Problems

The End is Nigh

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Prepper Dog

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"My God, now what?"

Emergency Underpants

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House