Apocalypse Preparation T-Shirts

"I thought she was being shy. It turns out she's a doom-dayer!"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

The End is Nigh

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Prepper Dog

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

Climate Change Contingency House

'My backup special...'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

I survived end of the world after party.

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

The final days of hair coloring

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'The end is near.'

"I've half a mind to protest."

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

Doomsdayers recycle pamphlets in case they are wrong.

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."