Apocalypse Prepper T-Shirts

The End is Nigh

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

Zombie Problems

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Vote Itzancucchan in 2012 and Die Well

The Ekert Saga: 'I just got an image of wall street guys having to deal with real bulls and bears.' - 'Well, yes...that'd be the upside to ahmageddon...'

'I'll just have time to finish the yard before the next bombing run begins.'

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

'The end is nigh'

End of Times

Toilet paper rush

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Prepper Dog

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Disasters

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

When a nanosecond is forever.

Climate Change Contingency House

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

'My backup special...'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."