Apocalypse Prepper Pillows

The End is Nigh

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

Zombie Problems

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Vote Itzancucchan in 2012 and Die Well

The Ekert Saga: 'I just got an image of wall street guys having to deal with real bulls and bears.' - 'Well, yes...that'd be the upside to ahmageddon...'

'I'll just have time to finish the yard before the next bombing run begins.'

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

'The end is nigh'

End of Times

Toilet paper rush

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Prepper Dog

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Disasters

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

When a nanosecond is forever.

Climate Change Contingency House

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

'My backup special...'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."