Doomsday Preppers Pillows

"Armageddon-hotline, please select your current fer from our menu. . ."

'Personally, I think you're losing your focus.'

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

Street prophet with notice board - The World Ends at Midnight - Have a Nice Day

The end of the world is nigh.

The end is near

I survived end of the world after party.

"Of course there's no food! I didn't expect anyone to be here."

Greeting cards for street crazies.

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

The End is Near!

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Happy New Year"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

The End is Nigh

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Prepper Dog

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

When a nanosecond is forever.

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Safe harbour