Doomsday Prepping Pillows

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

The End is Nigh

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

When a nanosecond is forever.

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

I survived end of the world after party.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Apocalypse in Bath

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.

Eviction Notice for Earth

Man with 'Prepare to meet thy doom' placard dressed in dinner suit and looking in mirror.

"Somehow I feel safer now that we scored all the toilet paper."