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"Armageddon-hotline, please select your current fer from our menu. . ."

'Personally, I think you're losing your focus.'

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

Diapers. Formula. Yeah, well, don�t come crawling to me for a bottle when it all goes to hell. Baby Survivalist.

Bookstore. World Ends Tomorrow. Books for Doomies.

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

'The earth's protective magnetic field is weakening! The sun will incinerate us all!'

Street prophet with notice board - The World Ends at Midnight - Have a Nice Day

The end of the world is nigh.

The end is near

I survived end of the world after party.

"Of course there's no food! I didn't expect anyone to be here."

Greeting cards for street crazies.

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

The End is Near!

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Happy New Year"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

The End is Nigh

Prepper Dog

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

The Ambivalence of a Nice Day in February

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

When a nanosecond is forever.

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

There's been lots of unexplained shaking and booming noises in the middle of the night - all over the world. Some thing earth's entered a part of space filled with meteors too big to burn up in our atmosphere. Others think governments are building a network of underground bases to save a select few from a coming apocalypse. A lot of people think the world's about to end, Susan. If it were anyone but you, I'd thinking this was a pickup line. For the first time in my life, all my favorite shows go

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'