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'I think I'll wait and buy one secondhand.'

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

The End is Nigh

S.O.S. vaccine

Holiday Gifts 2020

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

Trick or Treatment.

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

When a nanosecond is forever.

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

I survived end of the world after party.

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"