Millennium Celebrator Mugs

Y2k sign with bombs for the zeros and a man with a flute of champagne leaning on one

Pearly King and Queen

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'She said her first words today.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Proud mums.

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

The first birthday gift.

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Life begins at 60

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

"This is where the party budget ran out."

'I must be getting older, the cards joking about my age just don't seem as funny anymore'

'Born again birthdays don't count.'

"Just a few hundred to tide me over 'til this Y2K thing is over."

Handel sitting on a piano

Man holding a birthday cake.

A drum covered in candles