Millennium Nostalgist Mugs

"I'm sorry, Louis. I need someone more Y2K-compliant."

"Sure, you don't know me now, but just wait 'til the year 2000...I'm the Millennium Bug."

'Millennium writing competition' "I meant to enter that but my computer went down"

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Art Garfunkel.

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Neil Young

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Rapunzel as a child.

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

His master's voice

Courtney Love

The Beatles

Young MacDonald

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

"I thought tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969."

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

His Master Voice Desert Island

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."