Humor Nostalgist Mugs

"That was really funny, Gramps, what was it called?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

If you give a mouse a french cookie

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

Rapunzel as a child.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'Well, we agree on one thing -- I wish you'd married Doris Day, too!'

"They don't play Mummies and Daddies these days-now its Wife Swappies!"

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

'My 70th...hmmm.. that's shelter, food and sex out of the way. I guess it's time to move on to life's next challenge; mastery over my environment.'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

'Dad, is it true that before we had hard drive crashes, the dog used to eat your homework?'

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

Zzzzzzzzz...

Baby boomers anthem.

'Over a hundred channels and nothing to watch!'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

The revised 12 days of Christmas

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

'He flunked everything except 'Self-Esteem.''

'Before you look at that, you should know I found an old report card of yours in the attic.'

"It was a double ring ceremony. Both our phones rang."

'Which tape shall we watch, the wedding or the honeymoon?'

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

'Remember when Christmas came after hallowe'en?'