Humor Nostalgist Pillows

"That was really funny, Gramps, what was it called?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

Rapunzel as a child.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

'Well, we agree on one thing -- I wish you'd married Doris Day, too!'

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"They don't play Mummies and Daddies these days-now its Wife Swappies!"

'My 70th...hmmm.. that's shelter, food and sex out of the way. I guess it's time to move on to life's next challenge; mastery over my environment.'

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Dad, is it true that before we had hard drive crashes, the dog used to eat your homework?'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

'Over a hundred channels and nothing to watch!'

Baby boomers anthem.

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

Zzzzzzzzz...

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

The revised 12 days of Christmas

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

'He flunked everything except 'Self-Esteem.''

'Before you look at that, you should know I found an old report card of yours in the attic.'

"It was a double ring ceremony. Both our phones rang."

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

'Al was competitive to the end!'