Cartoon Nostalgist Pillows

'Now I understand Dad -- Fred Flintstone must have been his role model.'

'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Reagacentennial

A caveman paints from life

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Trump leaving

"The unlucky lemming"

Love Conquers All

"She's just being Koi."

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

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