Nostalgic Millennial Mugs

Young MacDonald

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

The Brothers Grime

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Lambs to the Slaughter

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Man bun tending

Millennial Pain Assessment

"Sure, you don't know me now, but just wait 'til the year 2000...I'm the Millennium Bug."

Captain Millennial

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".

Millennial

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

Boy doesn't want a kiss from his aunt

"Oh, how thoughtful! You brought the Sears catalog with you!"

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

Sitting Desk, Standing Desk, Leaning Desk, Sleeping Desk.

Crybaby Millennials

"I'm sorry, Louis. I need someone more Y2K-compliant."

"Delete that."

Dumpster Chic....Hipster Chic.

"And though he was but one, young Zach could fearlessly cancel with the strength of many."