Nostalgic Millennial Pillows

Young MacDonald

Wifi in Hell

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

The Brothers Grime

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Lambs to the Slaughter

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"Sure, you don't know me now, but just wait 'til the year 2000...I'm the Millennium Bug."

Millennial Pain Assessment

Man bun tending

Captain Millennial

Millennial

I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

Disloyal

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

Crybaby Millennials

Boy doesn't want a kiss from his aunt

Sitting Desk, Standing Desk, Leaning Desk, Sleeping Desk.

"Oh, how thoughtful! You brought the Sears catalog with you!"

"I'm sorry, Louis. I need someone more Y2K-compliant."

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

"And though he was but one, young Zach could fearlessly cancel with the strength of many."

Dumpster Chic....Hipster Chic.