Nostalgic Millennial Giggle-seeker Mugs

A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".

Why Cows Leave Home

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing: they're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things. Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?! (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-12)

Bubbie Selfies

Young MacDonald

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"No, I do not live in my parents basement...it's a walk out."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'

"Sure, you don't know me now, but just wait 'til the year 2000...I'm the Millennium Bug."

"Enough's enough! I've been calling you two for dinner for the last half hour!"

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

"Well, go get a job and move out if your allowance doesn't have the purchasing power it did when you were fourteen."

Great gift ideas for the older man.

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."

The First Millennial Robin of Spring

"You call it 'Wordle?' Do you think it will catch on?"

"But first we're going to watch your phone die."

"Hah! Look at this young millennial snapchatting the sunset! It is I, aging millennial, who will have the last laugh when I tweet about how dumb that is!"

Oh, that's no angel. That's a meltdown.

Tito, I care a great deal for you, as you know. So can I tell you something? Who's "Tito"? I'm Randy. Exactly what I'm talking about. Your generation is full of self-centered narcissists. You expect people to care what you had for breakfast, what movie you saw ... ... what your name is ... Don't be one of those people, Jermaine. RANDY. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-10).

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

"OK, boomer."

"I'm sorry, Louis. I need someone more Y2K-compliant."

"This counts as one wish, by the way."

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

Man considering a bust of his younger self

Sometimes I regret choosing a fitted sheet.

'This next bit might hurt just a teenie-weenie bit...'

'Millennium writing competition' "I meant to enter that but my computer went down"