Millennial Humor Lovers Mugs

It's peaceful around here. Sadie has laryngitis. She lost her voice screaming about how she thinks our generation is totally self-obsessed. It's mean stuff, but sad too. When she can't yell, it makes her less threatening. You're stinky and half-evolved. Nice penmanship.

Why Cows Leave Home

"He's an indoor cat."

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing: they're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things. Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?! (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-12)

Bubbie Selfies

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"No, I do not live in my parents basement...it's a walk out."

Mother says to Jack to protect himself on way to market

"I don't think this is a diner about being a diner. I think this is just a diner."

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

"Well, go get a job and move out if your allowance doesn't have the purchasing power it did when you were fourteen."

You know you're getting older when there are more candles on your cake than calories in it!

"Who made this mess?"

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

Bah, when I was your age, I had to walk five miles through the snow just to ... to ... Well, just to walk five miles through the snow, I guess.

'Your diary? How come you didn't just blog it way back then?'

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."

"How do I google something with this?"

"OK, boomer."

Tito, I care a great deal for you, as you know. So can I tell you something? Who's "Tito"? I'm Randy. Exactly what I'm talking about. Your generation is full of self-centered narcissists. You expect people to care what you had for breakfast, what movie you saw ... ... what your name is ... Don't be one of those people, Jermaine. RANDY. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-10).

"Hah! Look at this young millennial snapchatting the sunset! It is I, aging millennial, who will have the last laugh when I tweet about how dumb that is!"

'Don't email me. I'll email you.'

"But first we're going to watch your phone die."

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

'The stylist got our instructions mixed up.'

"Quick, before the shock wave hits."

Jerry Brown Reaches Out to Young Voters

Please give my begging a positive review on YELP.

The First Millennial Robin of Spring

"If he wags his tail, it's a 'Like'."