Generation Humor Enthusiast Mugs

'Once we baby boomers kark it, all the good jobs will go to you lot.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Why Cows Leave Home

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Bubbie Selfies

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

"Greatest Band?"

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

"No, I do not live in my parents basement...it's a walk out."

"When I was your age I used my beak."

'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'

High pants/Low pants.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

'Your diary? How come you didn't just blog it way back then?'

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."

This Area Reserved For Older Dads With Tiny Tots

"When we were young, our parents looked upon our music with contempt... as noise!"