Millennial Humor Lovers Prints

Why Cows Leave Home

"He's an indoor cat."

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

Bubbie Selfies

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

"No, I do not live in my parents basement...it's a walk out."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"I don't think this is a diner about being a diner. I think this is just a diner."

Mother says to Jack to protect himself on way to market

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

"Who made this mess?"

You know you're getting older when there are more candles on your cake than calories in it!

"Well, go get a job and move out if your allowance doesn't have the purchasing power it did when you were fourteen."

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

'Your diary? How come you didn't just blog it way back then?'

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."

"How do I google something with this?"

"He's got it all figured out. Zooms his visits with one hand and has Amazon deliver the gifts with the other."

The First Millennial Robin of Spring

"Quick, before the shock wave hits."

"Hah! Look at this young millennial snapchatting the sunset! It is I, aging millennial, who will have the last laugh when I tweet about how dumb that is!"

'Don't email me. I'll email you.'

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

"OK, boomer."

"But first we're going to watch your phone die."

"If he wags his tail, it's a 'Like'."

'The stylist got our instructions mixed up.'