Fuel Foresight Mugs

Bush short-term energy policy.

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

Bio Fuels.

Solar Cars

'You're better off without him.'

Gas Prices

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'What luck!'

Bank manager with no business has tumbleweed blowing into office.

A fuel gauge hits empty

Gas price rollercoaster.

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

The Future

"Everything's going great except, you know, everything."

'I'm here to work on my company's vision.'

Oil on Mars.

Bank: For Every New Account Get A Shiny New Quarter!

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

Supreme Gas

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'

'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'

'Six gallons of ethanol, three of it corn, two of it sugar cane and the rest cellulosic biomass.'

'How come gas prices go up more in summer,when people drive more?'

"It's never too early to start pension planning."

"Don't be silly - of course I'm worried about exposure. I'm over-extended in the bond markets, and interest rates are heating up, the Dow is about to boil over. . ."

'I see a nine and a one. A one-night stand with a nine-month pregnancy.'

"Mr. Purvison, your only hope or a secure retirement is a short life span."

'I have to live and die young because of poor retirement planning.'

Petrol 10 kms ahead