Psychic Prediction Follower Pillows

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger...."

"Why bother?"

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"You're solemates!"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"I'll have dessert first."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Gangs of New York

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Big Medium

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'I see you meeting a man who can borrow at well below prime.'

"Nothing - he's ghosting you."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"