Psychic Fan Pillows

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I'll just check whats going to happen with the traffic, before we head home darling.

'You're going to spend the whole winter shovelling snow.'

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

'You picked combination number 3.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Piracy on a boating lake

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Knight feeding his kids.

The Mouse Princess

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Right here's fine."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'