Psychic Powers Fan Pillows

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

'Just write your answers. You'll get the questions after the test.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Psychic diving competition.

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

Haunted museum

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Big Medium

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'Vlad, I know it's not your fault that you don't have a reflection but...'

"Take a letter, any letter"

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

"You like people and people respond to that."

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"