Psychic Powers Fan Gifts

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

'Just write your answers. You'll get the questions after the test.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'There's an imposter among us!'

Psychic diving competition.

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Haunted museum

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

Big Medium

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

"Nothing - he's ghosting you."

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"Take a letter, any letter"

'Vlad, I know it's not your fault that you don't have a reflection but...'

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"You like people and people respond to that."

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

Dairy Potter.

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"