Godly Powers Fan Gifts

"This was a lot more fun before surge protectors."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

God and His Copilot.

God changes His will.

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

Magical box of chocolates.

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

The Gods discussing humans as a product.

Doctor with funny glasses to patient: 'We don't need a radiologist. My new x-ray glasses allow me to see right through you.'

"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."

"So...you drive stick."

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Monster in shape of letter C.

Vulcan

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

"You have a strong interest in sports."

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

Patrolman writes ticket for witch's broom parked illegally.

"If you don't have any small children, you can substitute mushrooms."

White Rabbit in a Hat.

Think fast!

'He's falling behind again - I told you he'd bed trouble!'

'You're not the only one who envies his ability.'

God/Saint Watching Football.