Godly Powers Fan Gifts

"This was a lot more fun before surge protectors."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

God and His Copilot.

God changes His will.

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

Magical box of chocolates.

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

The Gods discussing humans as a product.

"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."

"So...you drive stick."

Doctor with funny glasses to patient: 'We don't need a radiologist. My new x-ray glasses allow me to see right through you.'

"You have a strong interest in sports."

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

Patrolman writes ticket for witch's broom parked illegally.

That guy? He does static shock.

Monster in shape of letter C.

Vulcan

"If you don't have any small children, you can substitute mushrooms."

White Rabbit in a Hat.

Think fast!

'You're not the only one who envies his ability.'

'He's falling behind again - I told you he'd bed trouble!'