Psychedelic Fan Gifts

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Telekinetics on strike...

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Redlaw and the Phantom

'There's an imposter among us!'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Haunted museum

Psyche Delia

Houdini's Dog

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

'You're too aggressive.'

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'I'm beginning to see some change in you.'

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"This guilt complex is killing me!"