Psychological Horror Fan Gifts

Carrie White

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Silence of the Chickens...

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"The Eggsorcist"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Canine Scentipede

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Solar Frankenstein

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Open House of Horrors

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'