Fan Of Horror Gifts

Storm Demon

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Silence of the Chickens...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Canine Scentipede

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"The Eggsorcist"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."