Psychedelic Fan Mugs

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Telekinetics on strike...

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Redlaw and the Phantom

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

Houdini's Dog

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Haunted museum

Psyche Delia

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

'You're too aggressive.'

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"