Psychology Fans Mugs

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

"Tell me about yourself. I work mainly by extrapolation."

"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."

The Blond Brain

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

"And that looks like another stain on my carpet."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Pavlov's Puppy

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Free-Floating Anxiety

Blok drives by New York City.

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

Mummy Shrink.

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

"You have got to want to change."