Psychology Fans Gifts

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'I'm beginning to see some change in you.'

"Tell me about yourself. I work mainly by extrapolation."

Oh, don't be a big baby, Al. I resent that remark, Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply that

"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."

The Blond Brain

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

"And that looks like another stain on my carpet."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Pavlov's Puppy

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Free-Floating Anxiety

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Blok drives by New York City.

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Mummy Shrink.

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.