Psychic Reading Fan Pillows

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

"You're going to hate yourself."

The Fourth Little Pig

Victor Hugo

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Silence of the Chickens...

J. R. R. Tolkien

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Well, we needed the rain."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Scarpia from Tosca

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

This side is the gag reel.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Moby Dick

Jack London

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.